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A Penis StudyIn 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, Stanfor...
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# 9 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft ...
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Two boys were going home from school and saw a condom which they did not know was a condom. They wanted to find out so when they got to their mom the youngest asked 'what is this mom' their mom said 'dont touch it again' and threw it in a waste bin. 'Why' the two asked their mom she replied by sayin...
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One comfortably warm afternoon in October, I was taking a nap in my room, having exhausted myself with several hours of freestyle practice. There was no one else in the house, so the sound of the front door opening and closing, followed by girlish giggles on the stair, half woke me. Then some part o...
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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he tryto touch them, but he had to try.One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatiothe P...
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Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forceshimself to open his eyes, and the first things he sees are a couple ofaspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.And, next to them, a single red rose!Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pre...
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Not my joke but I love telling it.A Farmer had a dilemma. His roosters had all died off and his henhouse needed roosters for mating. He was certainly in a pickle and couldn't find any in his neck of the woods to buy.His neighbor stopped by to chat and the conversation led to his problem. "I tell ya ...
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It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...A beer is always wet.A pussy needs encouragement.Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot.A pussy tastes better served hot.Advantage: Pussy.Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.Having an ice cold puss...
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Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours."Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour."As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:"Gorgonzola" "Wait!!, it is not on yet.==================================================...
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Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, andBrett, they were a little confused at their present situation, andthey were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the doorwas perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty,and you could smell her e...
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